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  • It’s a Beastie Boys World: I Just Live In It. Free Guide!

    It’s a Beastie Boys World: I Just Live In It. Free Guide!

    Oh man, you found the perfect song for your novel. Only thing is, it’s not your song. What’s an author to do? What Can You Safely Use: Song Titles Book Titles TV Show Titles Titles typically cannot be copyrighted. What Can You Not Use Without Checking Copyright First: Song lyrics Quotations from people (famous or…


  • LIVE & LOCAL

    LIVE & LOCAL

    Are you in or near Maryland? Don’t miss a chance to see Gabby live! May 30th Kensington Row Bookshop 3786 Howard Avenue; Kensington, MD See Gabby’s book!


  • Poetry and Mentorship from Old Scratch Press

    Poetry and Mentorship from Old Scratch Press

    Did you know that we also run Old Scratch Press (OSP)? OSP is a group that loves writing and reading short form writing like poetry, flash fiction, and flash memoir. The group formed from the writers who had been published in Instant Noodles Lit Mag. Several times each month writers in the group post articles…


  • Do Authors Need a Website? Yes, and Here’s Why It Matters

    Do Authors Need a Website? Yes, and Here’s Why It Matters

    “Do I need an author website?” Yes, you do. And we build them. You don’t need a big author website, and you don’t need an expensive one. For about $68 a year, you can have a clean, professional home on WordPress, one you actually own. No gatekeepers, no middlemen, no wondering where your content went. If…


  • Get to Know World Anvil

    Get to Know World Anvil

    World Anvil is an online worldbuilding platform where writers, game masters, and creators organize everything about their fictional universes in one place, from maps and timelines to characters, cultures, and lore. For fantasy readers, it’s like stepping behind the curtain of a novel: you can explore the deeper history of a world, uncover hidden details about…


  • Pass the Mic

    Pass the Mic

    What is Pass the Mic? Who is Emilie? Will I like Ignoring Alva? How can I sign up? Read a little of Ignoring Alva by clicking the big button!


  • We Missed You!

    We Missed You!

    Over 30 people joined us at last weekend’s mixer, and three lucky attendees walked away with signed books or custom art. The room was buzzing with conversation, laughter, and new connections, and we truly wished you could have been there. It was an evening full of energy, creativity, and good company. I love meeting people…


  • For a Limited Time: One of Our Boldest Books for 99¢

    For a Limited Time: One of Our Boldest Books for 99¢

    There are books you read. And then there are books that read you. Hibernaculum by Anthony Doyle is the latter. Set in a near-future world where human hibernation has become a solution to climate strain, illness, and the quiet exhaustion of modern life, Hibernaculum asks a deceptively simple question: what happens when we step out of our lives… and then try…


  • Don’t Miss the Mixer!

    Don’t Miss the Mixer!

    This Saturday! Meet Dave, Dianne, and some of the Old Scratch Press crew. We’ve got some free goodies to give away too! Let’s hang out!Hope to see you there! REGISTER to attend. (Sorry, no bots allowed!) 🙂 Dianne


  • This Week’s Hot Take

    This Week’s Hot Take

    Are you a subscriber to The Line Edit? If not you’re missing free editing tips, and hot takes like this week’s: When the luck of the Irish won’t help you with your writing, The Line Edit will! And it’s free!


  • We’re Having a Contest and You’re Invited

    We’re Having a Contest and You’re Invited

    In anticipation of the upcoming Old Scratch Press poetry collection HOWLING INTO THE VOID by R. David Fulcher, we invite you to take part in a cover reveal guessing contest. Three cover designs are shown on the contest page. One of them has already been selected as the final, official cover. Your task is to…


  • Popping the Cork on Champagne, or champagne?

    Popping the Cork on Champagne, or champagne?

    Did you know there is a difference between Champagne and champagne? Well, honestly, there never was in my house growing up. My parents called Asti Spumante, Lancer’s Rose, and cold duck, “Champagne,” because they thought they all were the same. (And I can still remember the oohs and aahs over pink champagne! It was pink!)…


  • A New Year “Hello!” from a Very Real Publishing Team

    A New Year “Hello!” from a Very Real Publishing Team

    Hi Everyone~Before the year wraps up, we wanted to say hello, and introduce ourselves properly. Yes, that is our dog, Oliver. Yes, that is our Christmas tree behind him. And yes, we are very real people who genuinely care about writers and books. We know the internet can feel crowded with promises, shortcuts, and programs…


  • Dan Cohen’s Father’s Dementia Made Dan Into an Author, and One of Our Partners

    Dan Cohen’s Father’s Dementia Made Dan Into an Author, and One of Our Partners

    When did you become a writer? For myself, I had been a writing since elementary school. I began as a playwright. I would write one-act comedy skits I would coerce my friends into performing with me. Fortunately for me, the teachers at Leedom Elementary School were very encouraging, and they always managed to find a…


  • In the Spotlight | Ignoring Alva by Emilie Khair

    In the Spotlight | Ignoring Alva by Emilie Khair

    In the latest installment of our new series, IN THE SPOTLIGHT, Dianne discusses and reads from Emilie Khair’s delightful cozy mystery/adventure tale, IGNORNING ALVA, which features two unforgettable elderly siblings, IGNORING ALVA.


  • NOODLES!!!!

    NOODLES!!!!

    Are you full yet? As if last week didn’t have enough fooooooooood in it, it’s time for Instant Noodles. Instant Noodles is our online literary magazine. Free to read, and free to submit to. The magazine used to be my own private project, with a “little” help from Dave on most of the covers. I…


  • In the Spotlight | A Witch Awakens by Ellis Elliott

    In the Spotlight | A Witch Awakens by Ellis Elliott

    In the latest installment of our new series, IN THE SPOTLIGHT, we take a look Ellis Elliott’s cozy mystery novel, A WITCH AWAKENS.


  • Muting, and How to Prevent it From Happening to You on Facebook—Tips for Authors

    Muting, and How to Prevent it From Happening to You on Facebook—Tips for Authors

    Introduction This post is about muting or, rather, how to avoid being muted, by your Facebook audience. Let’s dig in…Every author has seen it—the desperate “Like my page!” posts, the relentless book plugs, the awkward event invites that aren’t really events. Although often well intended, these requests are among the fastest ways to get muted…


  • In the Spotlight | Dreams of the Return by Alan Bern

    In the Spotlight | Dreams of the Return by Alan Bern

    In the first installment of our new series, IN THE SPOTLIGHT, we take a look Alan Bern’s DREAMS OF THE RETURN.


  • Principles Authors Should Live By on Facebook

    Principles Authors Should Live By on Facebook

    Introduction “Rules are not necessarily sacred, principles are.”— Franklin D. Roosevelt Facebook sometimes (or often) feels like shouting into the void, you’re not alone. Many authors struggle with what to post, how often to post, and whether their efforts even matter. The truth is, there’s no single formula. But there are guiding principles that separate…